CHIZZMIZZ from the Drunken Master!

On our second night in Hong Kong, we met up with a friend and we headed to Lan Kwai Fong where all the WHITE MEAT meet! My fellow POTATO lovers would love this place. The street was filled with people both hot and not, young and lolo-ish, straight and gays with only one thing in mind. Will leave you to guess what that is.


My goal was just to be happy. And so I started with a Cosmopolitan. After one glass, I was giggling like a donkey!


We were being eyed by a lady boy and I got really insecure. I felt she wanted to kill me so she could take my place and be together with the two white boys that I was with. So we moved up the street and decided to get another happy liquid so that I could make more of a fool out of myself. MOJITO!


By this time, my world was spinning. But the night was young and everyone was so happy! So I took out my handy camera which I love and started doing the Candifier shots! No thanks to our drinks we all somehow looked like stupid fools!




And of course, if you know me, after 2 drinks, I would usually be dancing on the table with no care in the world but I didn't want to get arrested so I tried my best to behave. We HAD to do that thing you call, "ONE FOR THE ROAD" and we ordered a MAI TAI!


I wanted to take the MTR but because I was not able to walk like a normal human being, we missed our last MTR stop and had to take a cab. Such a loser that I am! But all in all! It was fun and I would do it all over again if given a chance except I would first make sure that I have no mint leaves on my teeth before striking a pose.